- "I don't wanna steal yo....man"
- LAZY BOY
- "You ate those high heels. THEY WERE MINE!"
-Sign my brain, if you please.
-*breath....breath*
-Tae Kwon Coke
-ALICE AND JASPER ARE TOGETHER
-"Try not to think about pooping!"
-"I tell you when you're older."
-LIES! LIIIIES!
-Al the hobo
-Wheeeeennnn
-StuffMart
-The Northern Song
-The Suffering FINGER!
-And the suffering shirt XD
-Carrie the Label Guy
-Rock collection
-Latkas
-The Gayman voice
-the Gelman Impression
-Palin winks
-STERIOD SMILEY
-The FHFIF Election Song
-Grocerystore Gramma
-Cheesypoof
-The wordbird song
-Jesus Juice
-The JACKET
-The Dylan Song
-Butler's Oprah
-The Whale dance
-MORE POWDAH CHARLES
-"I own you, you tall guy!"
-Burning your hand at night
-Jake's singing voice
-the SCREAM
-Bathroom Darkness
-"I'm a washin' machine!"
-Pork Sword
-"WHAT?! MARIE!"
-"Tell Confessabear!"
-Tube-yellowsis
-North Hampshire
-Your Ricky Ricardo
-"Depression is yummy"
-EW I PEED INSIDE THE POOL
-"III CAN DANCE"
-"Please share why you are a farting, smelly dog!"
-Lucas, Lucas, and Lucas
-Mwa Ha Ha Subsidiaries
-Little Jerry Seinfeld
-SHRINKAGE
-Oh, LORDAY!
-"You know who can't have a taco? Cedric. Cause he's dead."
-Renesmeddlycarljsaphil.
-Scrumdiddliumtious.
-Our classes lollipops
-"EAT MY SOCKS!"
-Emphasis
-She though Shamu was a dolphin.
-"CEDRIC! YOU'RE ALIVE!"
-The jumsuit
-The wig
-Pudding shoe
-Mayonaise
-Lighting guy LOVES ham!
-Dom's hair
-"I said, she SOOOO ugly, she need TWO BAGS...to cover her face."
-The "Sesitive Spot"
-Boobcats
-The TEEEEAAAAA
-"He's too.....too dead!
-"My birthday wish? That he'd be bisexual! Yeah...yeah that'd be nice..."
-Bladder infection
-Ms. Bob and Mr. Laurie
-The chunkaroni
-"Prosperity Bank, WE LOOOVES YOU!"
-"Howdily doodily...diddly doodily....doodily doddily....doddily diddly..."
-OHIONEVADAMAINEANDKENTUCKY!
-I love your son!
-Captain Emo
-"You look like Paul McCartney....and a basket of plums....had a baby.
-THAT'S RIGHT WASP! NOT IN MY HOUSE!
-The Stupidest Survey Ever
-Cheeze Jerkey
-It smells like Emily.
-"What now, child?!"
-The dreaded Srgt. Self-esteem
-Bubble Party
-Sahoit
-Chad the Cheater
-The Jason Banana
-Cahd
-If you like it, no, if you don't, no.
-THE MITCHELL MOLE THAT MOVES!
-Hooray for horses
-Crazy Duck
-Mr. Squirrel
-BLOATED Squirrel
-Heifer Montana
-"Frederic, you must retrieve the broccoli from the sock!"
-Being Hobosexual
-STARWARS MUFFIN
-"You know the cheese? That comes wiht the nachos? Yeah, just the cheese."
-Socks that aren't needed
-Double the mold!
-Randy Jackson
-Fish-eyed boiii
-Teletubby poo cupcake
-Cutting the cheese most literally.
-Phone Poo
-The Realistic Harry Potter.
-Two peices of candy!
-A BUISSNESS MAN
-A REAL ADVENTURER!
-"I told 'ya he was a weirdo! Nothin' but a DISGUSTING WEIRDO!"
-Kayla's potty dance
-Nobody's Perfect
-Glove-slapped
-The ARM WAVE
-Helga VonTinkleWinkle
-Double Parking
-Ivana Toothpaste
-Lookin' at my butt!
-Snorting Drink poweder
-Then eating hot chocolate powder with a stinkin spoon...
-Construction Worker Pajamas.
-"Hey! It's Mitchel Musso."
-Expired sixth graders
-The OOOOONNNNEEEE
-The Geek Bug
-Stunt McNugget!
-REPUBLICAN!
-Youtube Quotes
-Cartoon Quotes
-Other ballistic quotes
-Dane Cook quotes
-Random Music and art's songs...
-Yeah, he is MAN CANDY.
-When a man and a woman....fancy each other very much....
-Meet the wall!
-...meet Mr. Gordon....
-The Rubix metaphore
-The Three-legged Mrs. Van-daan
-JEALOUS! (as requested by Chad)
-"Your mom." "Your FAce!" "Your Mom's face!" "You would know" "Yes I would!" "Oh gosh." (As ALSO requested by Chad!)
-Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
-The Chin
-Dorito breath
-Cheddar
-"Let's stop at WAL-MART!"
-FINKLE
*more to come*

4 comments:
Sarah,
OME. I think I might have woken up my dad with how much I was laughing. I think I only got like 5 of those maybe like 2 more.
"Hey, are Alice and Jasper together." What about do you want to meet the wall?
Diaper full of goodies?
And JEALOUS
"Your mom" "you face" "you moms face" "you would know" "yes I would" "oh god"
I just read the Three Legged Van Dann and i laughed so hard.
Post a Comment