31.10.08

4 Words that changed things

"I hate gay people."

Why?

Why would you say that?

I love you...please...don't think that way...

30.10.08

*Mah heart itches*

From lovin' yooouuu oh yeah.

*ahem*

So yay. I one half hour, I will go to my LAST rehearsal! Yay! Then tomorrow is opening night and that gimungous Halloween partay. Candy Time. Yuuuuumm.

My costume is SO spectacular, but ish a secret, and only the people that are ocming will find ooouuuutt <3

Plus my parents are taking me out to Village Inn because of my fawsome grades. Whoooshow. Ima get fat tomorrow...

MEANWHILE MIKE, (WHO IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AT OUR LUNCH TABLE) IS TRYING TO FATTEN ME UP)

Uaah. Yesterday, I asked for one chip, just ONE, and he gives me one, and I'm like "YAY!" and so then I continue talking to somebody else and he just keeps stuffing my mouth with...BAKED LAYS!!!!!


Like this:

"So I--"

*stuff*

"I went to the--"

*stuff*

"To the--"

*stuff*

"The lib--"

*stuff*

And so on. So um...WATCH TDI TONIGHT! WHOOHOO!

(PS: I FINISHED MY BRIT-TIONARY! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!)

(PPS: WISH ME LUCK TOMORROW, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.)

(PPPS: MITCHEL, IF I DON'T HEAR FROM YOU SOON....!)

(PPPPS: I LOVE YOUR SON!)

27.10.08

Mah Weekend Update

*thank you for tolerating my hairy scary ham*



FIRST, A MESSAGE:



Ari, Emily, Kayla, Shiney, and Jake: I put you on my email list, so you will get an EMAIL telling you about this blog! YAY FOR YOU! If anyone else wants to be on the ever exclusive email list, please tell me ^^

AND NOW FOR YOU WEEKEND UPDATE~

Saturday:

~ Went to LG's. Can't go for another 2 weeks T^T
~First emails from Jakie ^^

Sunday:

~Finished that whole entire science project paper! AAAUUUGGGHHH.
~Rode my bike to the pastry stttooooreeee...

MONDAY:

~ Helped with my dad's secret birthday present! SSSSHHHH!
~Got a NEW high score in solitaire (6500)
~Got an awesome "Map of the Beatles" map. Its a map of Liverpool that shows where everywhere important is! YAY!

Eh. That's it really. OH! AND I LEARNED THAT KNICKERS ARE WOMEN'S PANTS AND TROUSERS ARE MEN'S!

*thankyoujake'sbritishfriend*

~<3

SOMEDAY, HERFEFFENY FEFFERFEFFER!

RUN, RUN YOU FOOLS!


IT'S--


THE HAIRY SCARY HAM!!!!!!!

23.10.08

NEVER AGAIN WILL HE LITTER!

*ahem* I don't know. To much TV for meeeeee.

For Emily: "I enjoy being mentioned, and pails are SOOO better." So what if pails are hackin' better? The Spongebob reference HAS to stand!!! (On that note : "At least I still have this pickle!")


So...I watched Monster House for the fifty billionth time tonight. Then immediatly afterward watched Phineas and Ferb, and yeah, HUGE difference in Mitchel's voice between 2005-2006 and 2008!!! Scary. I guess he was like...13 or 14 when he made that movie, and his voice changed IMMEDIATLY afterwards, so he got lucky...

Yeah...That play is coming up FAST. I tried on my costume today, and I had to put this full slip on before the big old skirt, and WOAH MAN. I was actually SCARED of me. The costume lady, Ms. Ca-something or other said I "had a great shape".


What's that suppose to mean anyway?! I mean, Cici ( SUPER SUPER SKINNY SKINNY CICI!) was standing RIGHT next to me in her super awesome, slinky ball dress, and she says MY figure is perfect?! Hellllo?! WHAT?!


I will never understand that. >>


Aw frickin. Jake leaves tomorrow to go up to fancy-pants Rabun Gap. I hope he has a good first week and stuff; It is SOOOO beautiful up there right now, with the changing leaves and all.


HEY LOOK AT UUUSS:


It's me, Megs, and Kayla on our field trip last week! I'M LAUGHING! HAHA.

So um....bye! Have a good three day weekend if you are a member of our school district! Vote my poll please! FREESIA MANATEE!

22.10.08

Life's like a Bucket of Wood shavings...

"..except when the shavings are in a pail. Then it's like a ...pail of wood shavings."

Haha. People voted that apple pie is the best. So be it.

*ahem*

My Happy Bucket of Wood shavings:

-I actually have a present pre-pick out.
-I get to go to the closest thing to a Beatles concert that will ever happen <3
-I got a coool button with mah name on it
-Emily's birthday is soon ^^
-Jake's my date to a party (this makes no sense XD)
-HEDWIG HAS COME BACK FOR CEDRIC! *cough*

My Stupid Pail of Wood shavings:

-I STILL HAVE RECIEVED NOOOOTHING FROM MITCHEL MUSSO!!
-Mike keeps LOSING everything I give him!
-THE SCIENCE FAIR NEEDS TO GO AND DIE
-My acne needs to go and die with the science fair
-Jake's leaving this week and I'll miss him >>
-I have $100 to spend on Christmas gifts AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO GET ANYONE!

Heh, if anyone wants anything specific for Christmas, please tell me. PLEASE.

(Oh, and if some supernatural miracle happens and you're reading this, Mitchel, DID YOU GET MY PAPER CLIP CHAIN?!)

11.10.08

Don't go T^T

Why does Jakie have to leave?! Waaaahhhh...

His stupid mother, sending him away like that! She says it'll "straighten him out" WHICH IS THE WORST PUN EVER.

But it's true. Jake is leaving for the Rabun-gap. At least it's an artsy school, so he should be pretty happy there. There's the Georgia Thespianism Conference there every year, I'd LOVE that.

http://www.rabungap.org/cf_media2/index.cfm?g=27&menu=1

That guy with black and white face paint is Jake's roommate, Sam. YEAH, they already set him up with a room and everything! It's just like, aaaauugggh. I can't believe he's leaving! All the time he's spent in DeLand, and now he's just going to go! He has to leave after the first nine weeks is over, and that's like, this month or something. I suppose he'll come back for summer holiday and for Christmas, but it won't be the same...

What'll I do?

(BTW: THe vote is in, and you CAN misspell Chad, thanks to Kensey. Vote on the new pie poll!!!)

8.10.08

MY LEADING MEN, Part I

Okay, you asked for it, so here I go. By popular vote, Jake will go first XD



Full Name: Jacob Isaac Okhun
Nicknames: Jake, Jakie, Jakers, A.J. (don't ask XD) the MAN
Birthday: December 10th, 1992
Gender: Male, obviously.
Hometown: DeLand, FL
Hair color: VARIES XD
Eye color: Brown
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: Unknown, estimated around 200 pounds.
Profession: Varies as well. Currently a waiter, but on leave because of injury.
Dexterious: Left-hander

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Favorites


Color: Purples and blacks
Food: Dependent.
Tv show: The Next
Band: Metro Station
Candy: Chocolate
Sport: Never played one, never will.
Restaurant: Bennigan's
Store: Never can choose
School Subject: Drama
Animal: Okapi
Book:...um....um...

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Current opinions (as of when I interveiwed him XD)
Feeling?:Perpindicular.
Wearing?: NOTHIN....no I'm kidding....jeans and t-shirt.
Eating?: Nothing...
Drinking?: Ginger ale
Single?: Yes
Crushing?: Oh yeah ><
Political Preference: Independent.
Sexuality: Homo and Proud! ~
Meaning of life?: Chocolate cake.



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OTHER QUESTIONS:



Are you a Christian?

"Yeah. I'm Catholic."

How many times have you dyed your hair?

"Um like, no clue."

DO YOU LIKE PIE?!

"WHO DOESN'T?!"

"Are you really gay?"

"Oh no, I just PREFER MEN. I'm teasing again. Raawr."

"23 Skiddoo?"

"Rubber ducky!"

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Well, those are all his answers XD I tried to do this from memory, but I thought it'd be more accurate if he did it himself. There you go! If you have any questions, feel free to ask ♥



5.10.08

*Every Inside Joke*

At least, that I can remember XD

- "I don't wanna steal yo....man"
- LAZY BOY
- "You ate those high heels. THEY WERE MINE!"
-Sign my brain, if you please.
-*breath....breath*
-Tae Kwon Coke
-ALICE AND JASPER ARE TOGETHER
-"Try not to think about pooping!"
-"I tell you when you're older."
-LIES! LIIIIES!
-Al the hobo
-Wheeeeennnn
-StuffMart
-The Northern Song
-The Suffering FINGER!
-And the suffering shirt XD
-Carrie the Label Guy
-Rock collection
-Latkas
-The Gayman voice
-the Gelman Impression
-Palin winks
-STERIOD SMILEY
-The FHFIF Election Song
-Grocerystore Gramma
-Cheesypoof
-The wordbird song
-Jesus Juice
-The JACKET
-The Dylan Song
-Butler's Oprah
-The Whale dance
-MORE POWDAH CHARLES
-"I own you, you tall guy!"
-Burning your hand at night
-Jake's singing voice
-the SCREAM
-Bathroom Darkness
-"I'm a washin' machine!"
-Pork Sword
-"WHAT?! MARIE!"
-"Tell Confessabear!"
-Tube-yellowsis
-North Hampshire
-Your Ricky Ricardo
-"Depression is yummy"
-EW I PEED INSIDE THE POOL
-"III CAN DANCE"
-"Please share why you are a farting, smelly dog!"
-Lucas, Lucas, and Lucas
-Mwa Ha Ha Subsidiaries
-Little Jerry Seinfeld
-SHRINKAGE
-Oh, LORDAY!
-"You know who can't have a taco? Cedric. Cause he's dead."
-Renesmeddlycarljsaphil.
-Scrumdiddliumtious.
-Our classes lollipops
-"EAT MY SOCKS!"
-Emphasis
-She though Shamu was a dolphin.
-"CEDRIC! YOU'RE ALIVE!"
-The jumsuit
-The wig
-Pudding shoe
-Mayonaise
-Lighting guy LOVES ham!
-Dom's hair
-"I said, she SOOOO ugly, she need TWO BAGS...to cover her face."
-The "Sesitive Spot"
-Boobcats
-The TEEEEAAAAA
-"He's too.....too dead!
-"My birthday wish? That he'd be bisexual! Yeah...yeah that'd be nice..."
-Bladder infection
-Ms. Bob and Mr. Laurie
-The chunkaroni
-"Prosperity Bank, WE LOOOVES YOU!"
-"Howdily doodily...diddly doodily....doodily doddily....doddily diddly..."
-OHIONEVADAMAINEANDKENTUCKY!
-I love your son!
-Captain Emo
-"You look like Paul McCartney....and a basket of plums....had a baby.
-THAT'S RIGHT WASP! NOT IN MY HOUSE!
-The Stupidest Survey Ever
-Cheeze Jerkey
-It smells like Emily.
-"What now, child?!"
-The dreaded Srgt. Self-esteem
-Bubble Party
-Sahoit
-Chad the Cheater
-The Jason Banana
-Cahd
-If you like it, no, if you don't, no.
-THE MITCHELL MOLE THAT MOVES!
-Hooray for horses
-Crazy Duck
-Mr. Squirrel
-BLOATED Squirrel
-Heifer Montana
-"Frederic, you must retrieve the broccoli from the sock!"
-Being Hobosexual
-STARWARS MUFFIN
-"You know the cheese? That comes wiht the nachos? Yeah, just the cheese."
-Socks that aren't needed
-Double the mold!
-Randy Jackson
-Fish-eyed boiii
-Teletubby poo cupcake
-Cutting the cheese most literally.
-Phone Poo
-The Realistic Harry Potter.
-Two peices of candy!
-A BUISSNESS MAN
-A REAL ADVENTURER!
-"I told 'ya he was a weirdo! Nothin' but a DISGUSTING WEIRDO!"
-Kayla's potty dance
-Nobody's Perfect
-Glove-slapped
-The ARM WAVE
-Helga VonTinkleWinkle
-Double Parking
-Ivana Toothpaste
-Lookin' at my butt!
-Snorting Drink poweder
-Then eating hot chocolate powder with a stinkin spoon...
-Construction Worker Pajamas.
-"Hey! It's Mitchel Musso."
-Expired sixth graders
-The OOOOONNNNEEEE
-The Geek Bug
-Stunt McNugget!
-REPUBLICAN!
-Youtube Quotes
-Cartoon Quotes
-Other ballistic quotes
-Dane Cook quotes
-Random Music and art's songs...
-Yeah, he is MAN CANDY.
-When a man and a woman....fancy each other very much....
-Meet the wall!
-...meet Mr. Gordon....

-The Rubix metaphore
-The Three-legged Mrs. Van-daan
-JEALOUS! (as requested by Chad)
-"Your mom." "Your FAce!" "Your Mom's face!" "You would know" "Yes I would!" "Oh gosh." (As ALSO requested by Chad!)
-Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
-The Chin
-Dorito breath
-Cheddar
-"Let's stop at WAL-MART!"
-FINKLE

*more to come*



2.10.08

My life is a bowtie.

I don't know why XD

I ate them for dinner! Yeah...

So, life is the shiz, I guess. I mean, much better than it was maybe a week ago. Rehearsal was a BLAST, especially with Adam's gender mishap XD MY GOSH THAT WAS FILARIOUS.....

Right now I'm just, chillaxing, watchin' some Seinfeld. Waiting for TDI to come on at nine o clocko. We even played ZAP in theatre today. Then we played this toehr weird game, in which Butler got to be Oprah!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZLu6S1jeN4

I SWEAR THIS IS MY LAST VIDEO BUT MITCHEL IS SO DANG HOT IN THIS I THINK I CAN DIE.

*swoon*

I've also gotten request to profile my life's "leading men", which I think is odd XD I can only think of like, three at the moment, but if you guys think I should do it, then tell me!