FF://Evan

~By request!~



Our lovely little group the, FF (Like the Fab Four, except well...you can guess what they changed Fab to XD)



First is Evan.

Full Name: Evan Bouvier
Nicknames:Ev, Evs, Emo Kid (hah!)
Birthday: October 20th, 1991
Gender: Male.
Hometown: Franklin, NC
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Brown
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 200 pounds.
Profession: Cafe worker
Dexterous: Righty
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Favorite;;;

Color: Green, gray.
Food: Sweetbread
TV show: The Young and the Restless
Band: The Guess Who
Candy: Chocolate
Sport: Tennis
Restaurant: n/a
Store: n/a
School Subject: Art (Photography!)
Animal: Kitten (aw!)
Book:n/a

According to Jake:

"Evan, Evan, Evan. Haha. I love that guy, really. He's the type of person you can talk to without feeling nervous about anything. I say he should be a therapist, but I think he's aiming for stay-at-home-mom (XD) Really, he loves baking, that's why he wanted to work in that Cupboard Cafe in the first place. But besides that, he loves his photography. He like, converted half his bedroom into his own little darkroom space, but you can usually find him in the darkroom in the art hall, it's like his second home. He loves all the peace and quiet of being alone in the dark, so I don't' know how he stays tan! It must be natural. Ev DOES get out sometime, and he's oddly buffish.

Evs is defiantly the most quiet, reserved, and SANE of our little circle of friends, and I honestly think he keeps us all from spilling over the edge! Furthermore (I hope they don't read this, heh) Him and Sam (Aka: General Nutcase, or Lieutenant Ignoramus) have some strange sort of vibe going on. I mean, Sam is oddly attracted to him...I think they'd make a good couple. They'd balance each other out!

So um, IN CONCLUSION! (bein all formal, heehee) Evan is probably the sweetest (and the shyist!) guy I know. He may keep to himself sometimes, but when you talk to him for awhile, you really understand that underneath the shell he hides in, there's a big fluffy bunny in there!"

Like.Real.Food.But.Is.Toy.

*toooy food*

A scene from bus 1 of the GRMS Washington Trip:

(Narrated by Ari Newsome)

"Well, somebody on my bus kept FARTING, and Mr. Downs was sprayin' LYSOL everywhere! And then, someone REALLY let one RIP! And Mr. Downs got REALLY MAD. And he starts shouting:

'Whoever keeps FARTING on this bus better STOP RIGHT NOW! I am tired of this bus smelling like s*** ! IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE A S***, DO IT AT A REST STOP, NOT HERE! BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF YOU STINKIN UP THE D*** BUS! THE NEXT PERSON WHO FARTS ON THIS BUS, THEIR A** GOES OUT THE WINDOW!" '

Quite lovely XD

Another memorable moment:

"....TOGETHER, WE MAKE UP ONE, HUGE, SUCCESSFUL GAY GUY! Or a really fat person..."

"That would have been quite lovely, if not for that fat bit at the end..."

"But seriously, combined, we're like, 400 pounds!"

"400 pounds?!"

"Yeah!!!"

"Okay, I weigh 170 pounds, you weigh 150, skinny brat, Jake is about 230 and Ev is 200, that's like...750 pounds!!!"

"Oh...that's a REALLY fat person."

"...."

"What?"

"Dunderhead."

Ummmm...

"The pulsating flow of a warrior's blood runs through my veins, like a GIANT PAIR OF RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! THE PANTS COMMAND ME! DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!"

Ohemgee. Jakie's so pinp. Really XD

And his boyfriend has long legs, heehee.

Wave bye to the people, Aaron!