Like.Real.Food.But.Is.Toy.

*toooy food*

A scene from bus 1 of the GRMS Washington Trip:

(Narrated by Ari Newsome)

"Well, somebody on my bus kept FARTING, and Mr. Downs was sprayin' LYSOL everywhere! And then, someone REALLY let one RIP! And Mr. Downs got REALLY MAD. And he starts shouting:

'Whoever keeps FARTING on this bus better STOP RIGHT NOW! I am tired of this bus smelling like s*** ! IF YOU HAVE TO TAKE A S***, DO IT AT A REST STOP, NOT HERE! BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF YOU STINKIN UP THE D*** BUS! THE NEXT PERSON WHO FARTS ON THIS BUS, THEIR A** GOES OUT THE WINDOW!" '

Quite lovely XD

Another memorable moment:

"....TOGETHER, WE MAKE UP ONE, HUGE, SUCCESSFUL GAY GUY! Or a really fat person..."

"That would have been quite lovely, if not for that fat bit at the end..."

"But seriously, combined, we're like, 400 pounds!"

"400 pounds?!"

"Yeah!!!"

"Okay, I weigh 170 pounds, you weigh 150, skinny brat, Jake is about 230 and Ev is 200, that's like...750 pounds!!!"

"Oh...that's a REALLY fat person."

"...."

"What?"

"Dunderhead."